Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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