I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I just gargled with NyQuil
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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