That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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