I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
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