I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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