A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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