If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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