Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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