He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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