What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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