just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
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I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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