I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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