I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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