"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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