i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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