dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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