Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
oh god the rape fog is back!
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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