I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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