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fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Why are your pants in the freezer?
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
