Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Farmville is her only friend.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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