Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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