Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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