god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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