i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
My feet surprised me
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