somebody snuck up and got me drunk
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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