She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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