? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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