I bet he comes in French.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
i would one night stand the shit outta him
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
he just fucked me for my cheese.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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