i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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