Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Randomize
