they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
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