I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Terrible idea I love it
is that a dick in a sweater?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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