I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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