i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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