Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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