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say what?
wanna hang out?
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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