I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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