I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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