When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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