is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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