Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I think I sprained my soul last night
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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