normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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