I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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