i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
