john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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