He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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