I'm lost and stupid without you.
meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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