okay pat passed out under dana's car
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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