I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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