I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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