Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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