i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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