i just google imaged poop.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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