she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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