butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
last night I used snow as a chaser
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
Randomize
