I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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