Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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