I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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