I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
My bed is full of blood and feathers
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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