So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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